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In about a week I'm going to be flying up to the big Syd (as absolutely no one calls Sydney, because it's ridiculous.) I'm going to be spending Christmas up there, celebrating Catholicism's most loved excuse to get drunk: The Baby Jesus. After which, I'm shall travel on a perilous Qantas flight to Johannesburg, where I will celebrate being related to people who I haven't seen in 4 years. Onwards south again to the great city of eTekhwini, or- known to those who aren't so PC they have reserved a place in the 8th ring of hell (see Satan's Ass)- Durban, where I shall insist on partying in the New Year like never before... Which won't be hard because I've only ever actually bothered with New Year's partying once and that wasn't too hard at all.
Anyway, I'm going to be documenting the trip back to South Africa in all it's gory detail's possibly including all the gory details... I just need to remember my blogger password.

Later.