Christmas is coming ladies and gents, and it's time to get buying, buying, buying... This year we really need you to spend, spend, spend, and spend it early, because nothing makes the economy feel better about itself than giant amounts of household debt! But don't you worry about paying those bills folks, because our fearless leaders have ensured that the banks don't need you to pay it back directly! The Government's going to pay it back for you... But wait! "That's our Tax money," I hear you say! Never fear, because we have this wonderful thing called a Central Bank, that lends money to the government, so they can buy themselves a nice big present too! It's called Re-election, or in Layman's terms a giant barrel of pork! Nothing better than Ham for Christmas lunch, eh?
Anyhoo, I'm prepping a two big posts for my favorite holiday, November 5th (Guy Fawkes Day), so this was just a quicky.
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